Objection.
Dear Office Creeper:
In the two years we have worked together, every conversation held has been exclusively between you and my chest. I get it. You like boobs.
However, your recent habit of cruising through the lactation room needs to end. (There is a huge sign on the door labeling said room as for the exclusive use of nursing mothers. No one buys that you coming through there is an accident. Especially since you are a repeat offender.) Now yes, there is a slight possibility you may catch a glimpse of a nipple when you pop in there. But trust me dude, what is happening to that nipple is about as far removed from sexy as possible.
In short, stop being a letch. The payoff isn't worth it, and I swear to god if I catch you trying to get a peek, I will beat you down and attach the nipple pumps to your swarthy face.
Thank you for your prompt attention in this matter.
Me
In the two years we have worked together, every conversation held has been exclusively between you and my chest. I get it. You like boobs.
However, your recent habit of cruising through the lactation room needs to end. (There is a huge sign on the door labeling said room as for the exclusive use of nursing mothers. No one buys that you coming through there is an accident. Especially since you are a repeat offender.) Now yes, there is a slight possibility you may catch a glimpse of a nipple when you pop in there. But trust me dude, what is happening to that nipple is about as far removed from sexy as possible.
In short, stop being a letch. The payoff isn't worth it, and I swear to god if I catch you trying to get a peek, I will beat you down and attach the nipple pumps to your swarthy face.
Thank you for your prompt attention in this matter.
Me
posted by Lacie Irish Oatmeal at 11/10/2009 08:21:00 PM
4 Comments:
What a gross, disgusting weirdo.
Is it wrong that I'm sort of hoping he'll do it again so you can beat the crap out of him? :)
I confess, I would love to see him with a breast-pump hicky on his face. And then see him fired. He is really quite the creep.
Oh dear. That isn't good.
What a perv.
OMG! I can't believe he actually walks THROUGH that room. What a creep!
P.S. I'm with Shan. I hope he walks through again so you can beat the crap out of him.
P.S.S. That's great that your place of employment has a nursing room. Very cool.
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